I saw a girl in the grocery store just before closing today. The only things she was buying were energy drinks and Tylenol. She looked at me, laughed and said “yeah, tonight was fun but tomorrow is going to suck”. IMMD

I was working in a warehouse and we sold books. My usual job was to receive then stow the product. I was opening a box from a publisher in Pennsylvania and on top was a scrap of cardboard. On it was a drawing of a big sun, some flowers, and a note that said “Have a Great Day!”. It was so gloriously random and it honestly, truly made my day.

We had a really big snow a few days ago. Today I took a walk in the park across from my house. Someone had drawn faces in the snow on almost every tree. IMMD.

I found an envelope outside my train station with a letter and $2 inside. The letter reads, “Loose Change the World – This money was left here specifically for your use. I know it’s not much – perhaps just enough to treat yourself to a cookie, coffee, a lottery ticket, a donation to the homeless, a new pair of socks. In …any case, I hope it “changes” your day for the better.” WIN and IMMD.

Driving past a subdivision on the way to work, I was surprised by a line of pine cones across the road and some kids waiting for the bus watching expectantly. I swerved to hit as many pine cones as possible, and got a cheer from the kids. IMMD!

I was having a difficult time trying to decide what I wanted to eat. I’m a little over 4 months pregnant and the baby started kicking every time I said cheeseburger. So I ate a cheeseburger. IMMD and hers I’m sure!

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My 84-year old father-in-law started auditing some college classes for fun. When my husband told him not to flirt too much with the young, hot college girls, he responded, “But THEY keep flirting with ME… what else am I supposed to do?!” IMMD.

In advising a student working on a wire sculpture of a penguin, I told him to push for full penguinosity. Another student looked up and said, “that’s not a real word!” A third student yelled, “it’s a perfectly cromulent word!”

My friend’s facebook status today read: “When a student passes you a note on your third day of class, you’re like, “That’s cute, and weird.” When you open it up and it says, “You are wearing 2 different shoes. Just wanted to let you know!” you give that student five extra credit points out of shame and gratefulness.” (She wore different flats!) IMMD.

I was riding my bike around the city and I slowed down for a second in front of a vegetarian restaurant because people were coming out. It was a group of of about five guys and three of them were in full zombie garb. I never saw a vegetarian zombie before and IMMD.

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Jenn_the_hen