27
Sep
2009
Well, when I went away on business my ex friend took it upon himself to get with my gf. 2 years later he is going to jail after she turned in him for being a pedophile. IMMD!
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Submitted by Kevin | Posted 27 September, 2009 at 10:00


LOL WUT
WTF so OP is a PEDO?
sounds like that’s exactly what OP is saying.
What, it only took a child getting molested to make your day? You have low standards man.
Shouldn’t this had like… made your year, or rather your life, or somethin…? And I am puzzled as to how the pedophilia comes in the story unless your gf herself is a minor and possibly even a child… in which case… O_O
lame
I’m pretty sure he just means the friend was a pedophile elsewhere and the girl found out, and then she turned him in.
Any way you look at it, this one sucks.
your face sucks
Oh, nice come back. I’m amazed by the amount of thought that went into it. I bet it took you at least 5 minutes to think of it.
you know what else takes 5 minutes?
YOUR MOTHER
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13 years old kid
howard is a pedo, RUN WAT RUN D:
So, it made you day that:
A: Your friend cheated with your 6 year old Girlfriend
or
B: Your girlfriend lies to authorities?
It made my day to see that you can be both condescendent and a moron.
It is clear that his girlfriend found out he was a pedophile, because he probably had kids pictures, or some stuff like that.
I believe it’s how psodjk described it – Girl leaves guy (The OP) for the guys friend, thus both becomes ex’es to the OP. Then 2 years after this incident the ex-girlfriend finds out that her boyfriend (or the OP’s ex-friend) is a pedophile and turn him in.
That sure would make my day if I were the OP! That fucker of a friend got what he deserved – you don’t steal your friends gf while he is on a business trip. And you certainly don’t steal your friends gf if you are pedophile on your sparetime.
Maybe OP was within legal age of the girl (say, 19 and 16) but the friend was not (20+). At least in some states it works that way.
WIN!!!! He must have been a real creep to go out with her, but she got him! LOL!
IT may be that the gf just used american sex offender laws to get him classified as one. They have been (unconsiously designed by “get tough on crime” politicians) to classify normal exploratory activities as sex crimes, and chances are everyone you know would qualify, you just didn’t get caught.
Sigh… Ho many morons does it take to misconstrue a simple english paragraph? How many idiots does it take to jump to conclusions while being presented with inadequate information…..
And how many morons does it take to write an unambiguous english paragraph? Obviously more than one.
O.o o.o o.O ?
That aint right…
Pedophiles MMD.