25 Oct 2009

I asked my husband to please clean the bugs that he’d left smashed on the walls. He claimed that he didn’t want to because they were his “trophies.” IMMD

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Submitted by SammyLeigh | Posted 25 October, 2009 at 14:00

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  1. Butthole Enthusiast says:
    October 25, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    That’s also why he won’t let you wash the doo-doo stains out of your underpants. Every stain is a little anal trophy.

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  2. halosixx says:
    October 25, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    gross!

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  3. jakjawagon says:
    October 25, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    I do this with spiders rolled up in the blinds.

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  4. jamie says:
    October 25, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    that sounds just like a conversation between my brother and my mom.

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  5. Ben says:
    October 25, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    I think it would be better to say that the smashed ones would be a warning to other bugs coming in the house.

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  6. Lexi says:
    October 26, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    Let me guess. You’re his trophy wife? :)

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  7. your husband says:
    October 26, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    I’m a sick man, you’re useless

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  8. Hunted says:
    October 26, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    Saves on taxidermy bills.

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  9. Geek Prime says:
    October 27, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Hey, those “trophies” must have added at least $100 to the value of their mobile home!

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  10. M says:
    November 25, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    he’s from either Texas or Arkansas, huh

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