Sara
I was putting the arms on my 6 year old son’s Lego Storm Trooper but I couldn’t figure out which side of the body was the front. I asked him to come show me and he says, “Mom, duh! It’s the side with the boobs!” I thought I was going to die! IMMD

That’s the side I look for in a Storm Trooper. Too bad they were all male…
I’m sure most women who fought in the Navy would be officers.
There’s no navy in space einstein! Just robotz!
navy?
Lame
Lego have apparently changed a lot since I played with them.
You thought you were going to die? What, was your son gonna kill you?
“Actually my son, on guys, those are called “moobs”.”
They put boobs on Lego figures? Seriously, what’s this world coming to?