11
Nov
2009
I had a Danish family come into my restaurant and they brought their six-year old son with them. They told him I’m American and that he should say something to me in English. He looked at me for a second all shy and then just said: “Fuck You!” IMMD
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Submitted by Cary | Posted 11 November, 2009 at 9:00
That’s the first thing I would learn in Danish.
Fuck you in Danish would be ‘Fuck you’. But the majority of Danish people would probably not get offended
.. and the rest would beat you up, viking style.
Ah…. The wonders on being able to curse fluently in several languages.
It goes along with one of my personal rules: know how to say “hello”, “goodbye”, “yes”, “no”, “please”, “thank you”, and “go fuck yourself” in as many languages as possible.
in danish it will be… fuck dig ^^
Reminds me of Eddie Murphy describing his encounters with people whose main exposure to the English language had come through his comedy. They would approach and greet him with things like “Son of beech! Sheet!”
In the words of Skwisgaar of Dethklok, “Pffft, de Dutch!”
I’m french, let me make your day again
“c*ck s*cker”
at least he didn’t say “fuck me”…
Ahhh
his English wit has already matched that of former vice president Dick Cheney. His parents must be so proud !
Hey Greg, Shutup you French faggot. No one gives a shit about the french.
oh thx for this nice piece of information. You can resume sucking now
LOL! Epic comeback FTW!
rule #52: the first foreign language’s words you learn are:
a) Hello /Good morning /good evening / good night
b) let’s get rocked …err l**d (dunno whether censors are sneaking around)
c) lets get drunk /hammered /sloshed…..
d) cuss words.
(Tip: search “every cuss word” on youtube for at least one laugh!)
btw.. IMMD!
Oddly enough it seems nobody ever thinks to teach you how to ask where the bathroom is–which is one of the first things you will need to know when you get off the plane. Although I suppose the pee-pee dance is international.
Ahh…their social skills are the only thing better than their cheese bear claws…
That’s how Americans say hello, but its more polite if you use the hand signal.
im in denmark at the moment with family, the only english my cousin knows is “fuck you” and “i love you”. he still doesnt know the difference.
Well, depending on how you mean “fuck,” one is just a really improper way of saying the other…
It’s the viking getting out
Good old american values.
Danish people are the best.