15
Nov
2009
I arrived at work and realized that my twenty votes for Darth Vader as Employee of the Quarter were valid, and a picture of him is now posted in the break room! IMMD.
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Submitted by Anon | Posted 15 November, 2009 at 13:00
LOL… that is awesome!
I sensed his work ethic, the driving force is strong in this one.
I find your lack of a hobby disturbing.
You don’t know the power of the Dark Side…
He always seemed like the upper management type.
If only every job was like that. Reading this made my day.:)
May the farce be with you.
Weird… how’d he get Employee of the Quarter when he hasn’t shown up for work in over a month? To top that off, he got the Death Star, our biggest, investment blown up!
Shhh…. I hear a few people went and stood up to him… and they were all found dead.
…Choked.
How dare you… It was said that you would vote for me, and you chose HIM!?!? I do understand that he is your father, but he didn’t do anything… What kind of world is this, when a man goes back on his word? He only sold two of those stupid voice changers!! You are weak…
Haha, this made my WEEK! I would have loved to see that picture up on the breakroom!
That is Epic!
I had Imperial March playing as I was reading this. IMMD as well.
You work at the new Death star they’re working on by Endor? Lucky kiss up…
Luke, I am your supervisor…
Couldn’t help the cheesy one-liner
“Search the HR database, Luke. You know it to be true.”
Thats a big WIN!
HA! That’s like those videos of Chad Vader where he is a manager at a grocery store…
This reminds me of Chad Vader, day manager.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I’d do something like that…. but I’m self-employed.
If anything, that makes it easier to do it.
Maybe now people will stop mistaking him for Steve Vader.
It’s Jeff Vader, isn’t it? He’s left in the Death Star cafeteria eating angry penne.
Wait….. Didn’t Darth Vader kill his boss? I seem to remember him demonstrating the importance of workplace safety regulations by pushing him into one of those ominously-deep shafts on the Death Star…
Chad Vader called. He wants his picture back.
** You TOTALLY voted for him just cuz he’s your FATHER, Luke!**
The Upper-Management potential is strong in this one.
Is your boss pre-Death Star Palpatine?
do you by any chance work in a supermarket? Is this Darth Vader in any way related to Chad Vader? (youtube, you’ll thank me)
Anakin Skywalker on his way to the glory. The early days.
Next month you should try for Chad Vader.
The work force is strong with this one…
What, you don’t believe him, i find your lack of faith disturbing