20
Nov
2009
While I was playing with my rather large dog of whom my neighbors are afraid of, I picked up a fluffy dandelion and blew on it. He then proceeded to yelp and run away with his tail between his legs and hid under my car. IMMD
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Submitted by Woody | Posted 20 November, 2009 at 11:00
Good work on the proper use of whom. Now try working on your ofs.
He works in the department of redundancy department.
^win!
In my experience, bigger animal = bigger wuss
So true, so true
Small dogs always have size complexes…I’ve had unfortunate meetings with chihuahua’s who will bite you if you just try to walk past them even though I could step on them with minimal force and kill them…ok animal cruelty, but really
And then, still feeling threatened, the dog, with its supercanine strength, threw the car at the dandelion.
You have just won 200 internets.
In all seriousness, if he reacts that way to unknown things in *your* hands, they’re probably right to be afraid of him. There’s no telling how he’ll react when it’s them.
sounds like my dog. she’s about 120 lbs, and is more likely to hurt you wagging her tail too much than actually attack you.
Dang man, he’s really allergic to those things! Don’t do that!
XD
My friend had to get rid of a stray kitten she found because her pit bull was afraid of it (well, the kitten did scratch the pit bull’s nose when the dog went to sniff it). The same pit bull was also once beaten up by a guinea pig.
This made my day.
YMMD.
hahah sounds like MY dog! i have a ‘big bad scary pit bull’ who’s afraid of wind, hates getting her prissy little feet wet in puddles, and treats all small dogs like they’re here puppies. lolol
sounds like a Mentos momemt.