22
Nov
2009
I was telling my best friend how I had to go to the doctor because I got a 2nd degree burn from spilling tea. Her response, “Wow, you’d make a terrible geisha!” IMMD
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Submitted by geishaintraining | Posted 22 November, 2009 at 12:00
tea drinkers are the kinda folks who preorder new moon tickets……….
I hate Twilight and I love tea.
What now?
Tea drinkers founded the USA.
But then it was all dumped into some bay and Americans opted for Beer and Coffee
It’s not beer you’re drinking. It’s got a lot in common with making love in a canoe.
Right, so you’re quoting an Englishman pretending to be an Australian, complaining about American beer, and you don’t even have the decency of being named Bruce?
That’s straight-up win. (Now thinking of the drunken philosopher song …)
Kinda reminds me of the movie Mulan lol
You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!
Your friend is wrong. You’d make quite a whore. Don’t let here ruin your dreams.
*sigh* Geisha does not equal whore. People in the west think so because of prostitutes who called themselves geisha during the Allied occupation of Japan during the second World War. Geisha were artists.