23
Nov
2009
My job at the cinema was to prevent people from hugging the “New Moon” poster. IMMD
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… With proper wit and a sharp tongue, this task could be rewarding to all around without the need to physical injury. Remember, physical scars heal, emotional scars can last a life time. – Anon
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Submitted by CG | Posted 23 November, 2009 at 12:00
Gosh, I admire your ability to derive pleasure from that.
Then again, tweens?
Gosh, I admire your ability to derive pleasure from that.
Then again, tweens? Do not know if want.
urgh. doublepost. my bad
I hope you shot them to death to prevent them from getting to the poster.
This sounds more like an FML in my opinion.
Yeah, that just depresses the hell out of me.
Not unless they gave him a bat.
Cricket, Baseball, fruit… or Vampire?!
I’m guessing you had a very busy day today?
Is what made you so happy that you let them go at it and eventually got to see someone actually hump the poster?
That sounds like an awesome job. Did your boss give you the Flamethrower or the Minigun?
Nah bro – Taser would be the funniest and most satisfying.
You could have some kind of double score ladder for who managed to get closest, and who got up the most times and tried to inch closer only to be retased…
…By burning it. (Please, in the name of god say that was the task.)
Teenage girls upon seeing the Poster: I must take that into bed!
Sane People: BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT!
I too am surprised that you managed to derive pleasure from this task. I would have had a very hard time not deterring with the aid of a large swingable blunt object, as also mentioned. Fire might also have come into play…
With proper wit and a sharp tongue, this task could be rewarding to all around without the need to physical injury. Remember, physical scars heal, emotional scars can last a life time.
Even better, cover the poster with superglue and let the games begin.
and broken glass
How do you even hug a poster? I can imagine nuzzling or snuggling… But hugging? How would you get your arms around it?
maybe it’s one of those stand-up cardboard cutout things.
question one: may i please steal your job?
question number two: is it acceptable to use violence?
question number three: what about a taser?
question four: pleeeeaaasse?
muahahahaaa
I want your job just so I can inflict pain on a Twilight fan.
i stole a new moon poster,
well got my boyfriend to
its hanging up in my room..
Step 1. Move poster to a sunny spot.
Step 2. Cover oneself with glitter.
Step 3. Watch the little ones confusion begin!
That is because if anyone had gotten a paper cut while hugging the poster, Edward would have had a hard time controlling his lust for their blood.