Buxton
after my morning class me a a few friends went out to eat lunch it was 10:30 and the place we ate at had just stopped serving breakfast and they asked us if we wanted the left over hash-browns with are meals. 3 medium fry bags full. IMMD.
Submitted by: Buxton
Would have been awesomer if punctuation had been used…
Or correct spelling.
I seriously hope she’s not an English teacher…
you should have went to class. “are meals”. you idiot.
> You should have gone to class. “are meals”? You idiot.
I’m somewhat hoping your post was intended as a joke. If not, some advice: Before complaining about others’ English, learn to English yourself.
You are why paying attention to punctionation is important. noname is/was pointing out the mistake.
after my morning class me a a few friends went out to eat lunch it was 10:30 and the place we ate at had just stopped serving breakfast and they asked us if we wanted the left over hash-browns with are meals. 3 medium fry bags full. IMMD
After my morning class, a few friends and I went out to eat lunch. It was 10:30 a.m. and the place where we ate had just stopped serving breakfast. They asked if we’d like the leftover hashbrowns with our meals. Three medium fry bags full. IMMD.
Thanks. most of the time, errors don’t bother me, but holy crap that was confusing and mostly incoherent.
Were they free?
The grammar in this posting is diabolical. You take morning classes? Sure doesn’t show.
If they do I can tell english is not one of them.
PLEASE learn to punctuate. Reading that gave me a headache.
WIN! how did you do that?
Since I’m so envious of this, I will let someone else criticize how this is written.
…I think the grammar-troll section of my brain just imploded from the lack of correct English in this post.
lick a nutsack
Walnuts or almonds?? perhaps you prefer pecans…maybe philberts?
LEARN GRAMMAR, PLEASE.
Are is the second person form of “to be”. It is used to connect a subject to a predicate, in a sentence.
However, “our”, is a first person plural possessive pronoun. It is used to show possession among two or more people.
Here are some examples of the two words used correctly.
We enjoyed hash browns with OUR meals.
Now we ARE full.
I hope you learned something today.
-aih.
Oh! It seems that I have forgotten to mention run-on sentences.
To practice proper grammar, it is important that sentences do not “run on” too long. Otherwise, the sentence will not make sense.
Example:after my morning class me a a few friends went out to eat lunch it was 10:30 and the place we ate at had just stopped serving breakfast and they asked us if we wanted the left over hash-browns with are meals
Correct Example: After my morning class, me and a few friends went out to eat lunch. It was 10:30, and the place we ate at had just stopped serving breakfast. The waiter asked us if we would like the left-over hash browns with OUR meals. They gave us three bags full of hash browns. IMMD.
Please make the Internet a smarter place. Don’t ever type like this again.
-aih.
My personal peeve…me vs I. Break the sentence down and try saying it with only yourself. “Me went out to eat lunch.” “I went out to eat lunch.”
“I” is placed after the included people, “me” is *usually* placed before. “My friends and I went out to eat lunch.” Since I have too many kids hollering here, my brain is not thinking up a “me and friends” sentence example.
You’re right, I hardly noticed that. Good call.
(Note how I didn’t say “Me hardly noticed that”)
Another thing I think is funny is when people say “I” to make themselves feel more intelligent, when it’s actually improper.
The same ones that use whom instead of who in every single instance, as if it’s simply the proper way of saying it and who is the backward, ignorant way.
“Whom ate the last doughnut?”
“Mom gave it to I.”
this mmd sounds clatty.
Any Moron to English translators out there? I’d like to know what awesome thing happened to this poor illiterate soul.
That is awesome. The grammar/spelling needs work but the IMMD is awesome in spite of that!
Wished you spent more time in class
The fact that you obviously have very limited knowledge of the English language makes me feel a bit better about the fact that I didn’t get those hash-browns.
Pretty sure you meant to say our, try it next time.
I’m so proud that a) that cat learned to type so well, and b) he got all those hashbrowns.
HAHAHA that MMD!XD
Best comment ever!
Yay for the kitteh! \o/
After my morning class a few friends and I went out to eat lunch. The place we ate at had just stopped serving breakfast and they asked us if we wanted the left over hash-browns with our meals. 3 medium fry bags full. IMMD.
Jesus, people, lighten up. A grammar mistake isn’t worth flaming someone over.
A grammer mistake??? Try a FEW…
Hee. Grammer. How ironic.
I live for irony
It is when the communication is that hard to read. Really, it was painful. Can we no longer expect basic literacy with our internets?
Yes but on the other hand English isn’t that hard a language to grasp, he/she seemed to cope ok with all the other words. I prefer not to have to read a sentence multiple times in order to decipher what they actually meant. A little effort is all we ask.
I’m not defending the OP as this was practically unreadable, but English is actually considered one of the most difficult languages to learn, since tenses and word order are very irregular.
All I want to know is how this makes it on here and mine never do.
Agreed. Several times I have wondered how some of the posts on here make it past the main voting page.
just putting it out there as an option: this person might not be a native english speaker. personally, i don’t care if they are or not. but it’s an option.
but like i said before, the mmd still sounds clatty. regardless of bad grammar/semantics/who the hell cares.
cheers.
All the leftover fast-food hash browns, and then we ate them and we all died of sodium poisoning since one portion of most fast-food places’ hash browns contain more salt than… a salt shaker.
This morning, when I logged onto this website and saw all the tired comments about spelling and grammar and “my head’s going to explode” and and bla bla bla I thought to myself, wow I’m glad I don’t sound like those twats and IMMD.
**You can complain all you want about my grammar and spelling but I don’t give a toss. Unless you’re a school teacher, be quiet.
Maybe you should take some afternoon classes too.
For once, screw the spelling. Sounds like a solid win to me. <3 Hash browns
omg i just had to comment to say you have to take a breath every once in a while or else not only will you confuse people by not using correct grammar but on the internets it is heresy to make a spelling mistake or bad grammar otherwise you will make a sentence that is horrible to read and understand and seems like it is waffling on for no reason and people will lose interest.
Cool story bro!
dude you just wrote 7 lines without anything but a full stop at the end.
stop waffling on and making people lose interest!
freaking hypocrite.
I think that was the point, actually.
Can I get an order of fries with that grammar fail?