I’m listening to my father singing Banana Phone.
IMMD

Submitted by: Papa Loom Moo

Today I woke up to sounds of little toddlers talking and playfully yelling. I pushed back the curtains in my dorm room and saw a trail of little toddlers on a long leash walking through campus. IMMD

Submitted by: dbsx

After spending all night and early morning hours writing a paper, I turned it in online. Exhausted, I went to the class it was due in. My professor walked in with cupcakes for everyone. They were delicious. IMMD

Submitted by: Sarah

Today, I heard that if you put earphones in your nose, the sound comes out of your mouth. Applying the same principle, I put my earphones in my trombone. It was LOUD! I’m never using speakers again! IMMD

Submitted by: lex

I was at the post office mailing a gift package to a friend in Canada; the box was covered in Hello Kitty stickers for her. The postal employee went out of his way to put the claim sticker on the box so it didn’t cover any of the Hello Kitty ones. IMMD!

Submitted by: Nalinah

While sitting in incredibly heavy traffic on the way to work, I saw a man in a beat up truck blowing bubbles out the window. IMMD.

Submitted by: Annie

Today I won my first case and helped a parent, after a multi-year battle, get custody of his child! IMMYear!

Submitted by: One happy Lawyer, One Happier Parent!

After spending the day coughing my lungs up and feeling like death, I reluctantly went to my evening job at a call centre. (Unable to take any more time off sick.) After struggling through a few calls all the lights and computers went off. We were sent home. IMMD.

Submitted by: LP

Yesterday morning my son got out of bed with his hair pretty wild. "Nice hair" I said. He replied with "Thanks, I worked on it all night" IMMD

Submitted by: mommyfrg

Today, as I was walking home from school, I slipped because of the ice. The person walking behind me quickly grabbed me by my waist and put me back on my feet. He walked away without saying anything. IMMD!

Submitted by: Panne