I work in a research centre and today I noticed that one of the scientists looked particularly frustrated. Upon closer inspection, I learned he was actually just really focusing on making the folds straight in the cootie-catcher he was making. I haven’t seen those in forever and IMMD!!

Submitted by: Dingo

When I was at work today, a dad and his two kids came through my checkstand with their groceries. I noticed that they had a Hannah Montana Cookbook and a bottle of wine in their order. I told the dad that I didn’t know there were any recipes in that cookbook that called for wine. He looked at me, winked, and said "They call for LOTS of wine." I laughed hard and IMMD.

Submitted by: Checkerboy

I was sad when they made us change cubicles at work as I really liked the people I sat with. Feeling glum, I was organizing my stuff when I saw that the last person left me a package of dinosaur shaped fruit snacks. Thank you, mysterious 6th floor dinosaur snack ninja! IMMD

Submitted by: Cora

It took all of my patience, but I managed to keep my cool while a coworker talked down to me. Another coworker approached and asked for my help with something, to which he turned around and replied, "Do you mind? Why can’t you women do anything yourselves?" She responded by smacking him so hard he staggered. I couldn’t stop laughing and IMMD.

Submitted by: Dylan

Today at work this random lady and her boyfriend came into my store just to tell me I have awesome hair, gave me a thumbs up and walked back out. IMMD

Submitted by: Photogal

Today, I saw my ex-wife. In the local shopping centre. How? I’m one of the policeman who arrested her for shop-lifting and vandalism. IMMD

Submitted by: prongs

My boss came into our office today and asked one of the research fellows what she was doing today. With a perfectly straight face she replied "the same thing I do every day, run an experiment and plan to take over the world". He didn’t know what to say and IMMD.

Submitted by: Science Bird

I was unpacking jars of spices at work when I knocked one over. It broke and the spice was pouring out. I went to grab it and my friend stoped me and said in the more serious voice "Stop, the spice must flow" IMMD

Submitted by: Dune

I work at an adult bookstore. One day, I heard a very loud siren, followed by an automated voice shouting, "WARNING! IT’S THE WIFE! IT’S THE WIFE!" A lot of the male customers started looking around in a panic, and one guy sheepishly answered his cell phone with the offending ringtone and ran out of the store. Bad for business, but IMMD.

Submitted by: anon

I work for the dean of a prestigious college. I just peeked out of my office to see her standing stock-still with an odd expression on her face. When I asked her what was wrong, she said, "I’m afraid that, if I move, I’ll pee in my pants." I couldn’t stop laughing and IMMD.

Submitted by: Sparkle