8 Feb 2010

I was at school handing out papers and when I got to the IST class I noticed that they made a old CRT monitor into a fishtank. IMMD.

Submitted by: Steven

Submitted by Steven | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:39

8 Feb 2010

The other day at school everyone was wearing jerseys for the Saints and Colts. My friend came in with a homemade shirt that said "Go bud light commercials!" IMMD.

Submitted by: Doritos

Submitted by Doritos | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:35

8 Feb 2010

This morning when I handed my 3 yr old her bowl of mandarin oranges for breakfast, she yelled, "ORDER UP!" IMMD

Submitted by: dinermama

Submitted by dinermama | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

I aw a newer model car leaving the lot this morning with "President Nixon: Now, More than Ever" bumper sticker. IMMD

Submitted by: Tripp

Submitted by Tripp | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

I work a cash register at a convenience store and today a child came up the register and started sniffing the air. I inquired, "You smell something?" to which he replied, "No, I’m just a werewolf."
IMMD

Submitted by: Merritt Langley

Submitted by Merritt Langley | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

Yesterday I saw a Volkswagen "New Beetle" at the store – it’s license plate said "BAH HUM" IMMD

Submitted by: Foamer

Submitted by Foamer | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

I had just parked my car at school today when a woman whose class had been canceled offered me the parking stub she had paid for but no longer needed. Now I have free parking until 5:00pm! Thank you stranger in the blue car. You turned your misfortune into an act of kindness. It saved me two bucks and IMMD!

Submitted by: LuckyParker

Submitted by LuckyParker | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

Yesterday my boyfriend told me our roommate had a few sorority brothers coming over to watch the game. IMMD

Submitted by: laughing-gf

Submitted by laughing-gf | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

8 Feb 2010

Talked to my Godparents today. We have a six hours time difference and a huge ocean between us, but IMMD.

Submitted by: Me

Submitted by Me | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 15:24

5 Feb 2010

Today, my niece asked my sister if dancing was illegal. To which my sister replied, "Not anymore. Thanks to Kevin Bacon." IMMD

Submitted by: GooseGoose

Submitted by GooseGoose | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:21

5 Feb 2010

Yesterday in Intro to Psychology, my Professor told us that we had to learn the sections of the brain. "However, because copying definitions off the board gets really boring really fast, today we will all be coloring." She then proceeded to pass out brain coloring sheets and boxes of crayons and IMMD.

Submitted by: Whiskey

Submitted by Whiskey | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:21

5 Feb 2010

I did laundry all morning and put my (5 and 6 year old) daughters’ things into a basket and took it upstairs to put it away later. My 6-year-old came downstairs with the empty basket … they’d put it all away by themselves! IMMD!

Submitted by: IHaveGreatKids

Submitted by IHaveGreatKids | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:21

5 Feb 2010

Today, I read a silly physics joke online and sent it to my brother, who was a physics major in college. He replied with one word: "Unsubscribe". IMMD.

Submitted by: Nicole

Submitted by Nicole | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:21

5 Feb 2010

I asked a co-worker where another co-worker was that hasn’t been there a few days. He answer that he was out, being rebuilt. IMMD

Submitted by: Kelly

Submitted by Kelly | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:20

5 Feb 2010

Holloween this year, me and my friend decided we would hand out candy. It always snows a ton and some of the kids were having trouble getting to the door. Suddenly a Fourwheeler with a shovel on the front and a pirate flag on the back drove up, shoveling everyones driveways. IMMD

Submitted by: Robyn

Submitted by Robyn | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 17:20